Bill Cosby quotes

I went searching for Dr. Seuss quotes yesterday because we needed them for 5th grade. Today I decided to search for Bill Cosby quotes. He cracks me up! I remember laying on the floor under the dining room table listening to him on a record. I thought he was the funniest guy ever. I loved, and still love, the Cosby Show as well.
Here are a couple of good Cosby quotes...
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

When you become senile, you won't know it.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any. 

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

Old is always fifteen years from now.

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.